Sweet Going Down and Sweet Going Down: The Truth about Pineapple Cores

For years the so called "Food and Drug Administration" has insisted that we refrain from consuming Pineapple Cores.

Now, I question any government group, but a one that exists for the sole purpose telling us what we can and can't put in our bodies is one to be most suspicious of. Through FDA regulation they have the ability to outlaw all food with the exception of poison and then tell us that poison is safe. The sheeple would flood into stores to pick up the Government Grade Poison that fills the shelves of the fifteen aisles of their local supermarket.

The truth is Pineapple Cores aren't as dangerous as we've been lead to believe, in fact they are absolutely harmless, but the Reptilian Shadow government would have us believe otherwise.

You see, it's long been said that the consumption of Pineapple sweetens human semen, increasing the possibilities of oral intercourse. Now the majority of Pineapple slices derive from the outer circles of the fruit, as the central core has been said to be "off-limits."I have spent the past two months performing a series of tests on my own semen to know just how much Pineapples affect the taste. I had a control sample to know what the basic flavor was and it was none to pleasant. I then consumed nothing but traditional pineapple slices over the course of a week and discovered a shift in flavor. I took a week off and returned to my traditional diet of medium raw red meats to return to the control substance and then consumed solely pineapple cores. I discovered that through pineapple cores not only was the result more flavorful, but the pace at which it intensified was two-fold. To top that off, I didn't even come close to death like the FDA had previously warned.

So why would the Reptilian run Food and Drug Administration insist that we avoid the core of the Pineapple? Because they want us to reproduce. Yes, contrary to Alex Jones' theory of depopulation the reptilian shadow government is actually working to insure that we create offspring. Now I may not be too experienced in the field but from my research oral intercourse cannot lead to pregnancies. In the end, the Reptilians want us to reproduce so they can consume our children. Everyday hundreds of human infants go missing for one of two reasons: So Reptilian Scientists can perform conversion tests upon them to create more Lizard Children, or so that the Reptilian elite can look down upon us as they consume our own infants.

I implore you, Sheepledog.blogspot.com reader, eat pineapple cores, protect your potential offspring and in some small way help to fight the reptilian menace.