Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Mammalian destruction by means of luxury cruises.

This weekend a Royal Carribean Cruise ship caught fire, sending thousands of panicked vacationers rushing to the upper decks of the ship and to safety. This is the third "cruise ship disaster" in the past year, which begs the question, what's causing all these budget luxury cruises to go wrong?

The answer a complex plot devised in the base of Denver International Airport where the reptilian illuminati shadow government meet to progress the destruction of the mammalian race.

Now here's the real question, why would a group of financial successful shapeshifters step up to destroy a popular vacation resource, targetted to the wealthy?

Because cruises weren't for the wealthy. They're for in-debt college students and middle class families who want to feel as if they exist among the societal elite. These people are (not to get too Salinger on you) phonies and any reptilian of means is capable of taking to the seas in their own private yachts. Meanwhile, the reptilians are sending out their pawns in form of waiters and waitresses to sabotage these cruises. So far the results have only been moderate disgust, shit in the hallways and uncooked food. But this latest "electrical fire" is a step above the past two attacks and I predict that before the end of the year there will be a full blown Cruise Ship Tragedy where thousands of sheeple are incinerated or drowned, whatever it is it will not be pretty but it will fit perfectly into the reptilian agenda.

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